autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

WHAT a goddamn mood

(via ominoushominid)

elven-butts:

thought I’d try draw some muscles
might as well choose the best

(via zenjestrr)

fake:

So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.

I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.

Anyways they should remaster this game

(via satinalia)

mamapluto:

digg:

life finds a way

When I’m sad, send me this

(via satinalia)

houshou:

ykana:

(via こんなの見たことない…「ミジンコ寝」という斬新な寝方をするワンコに胸キュン)

(Source: irorio.jp, via kraftcheese)

lordeofthesun:

harlequinesque:

rarabro:

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

(via kraftcheese)

dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck

(via kraftcheese)

thecringeandwincefactory:

dirtgirl1999:

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

Someone once told me economics is just astrology for men and I am hanging onto that and getting as much mileage out of it as I possibly can before I die.

(via lesbiantruckers)

the-mighty-birdy:

Physically I’m here but spiritually I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds

(via ominoushominid)

rachelskarsten-deactivated20140:

x

(via ominoushominid)

blizzardofjj:

(via ominoushominid)

the-prolefeed:

geocashier:

the-prolefeed:

How old is this and why is it on my dash

i made this in 2018

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

(Source: schizofunny, via kraftcheese)

pochowek:

the courier: (takes a sip from their trusty vault 13 canteen)
the tops bodyguard: no outside drinks permitted
the courier: [Speech 78/60] (coarsely) This is flour

(via lesbiantruckers)

bilbo-swwaggins:

I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today

(via ominoushominid)

mightylesbian:

liverhoney:

um. titty

(via satinalia)