wait marriage story is a real movie that they actually called “marriage story” like that is the title of the film that they came up with and decided was good……………. i mean you have to laugh, right?
kylo stans are hunting me for sport as we speak for making the following post but i have now watched the trailer and some clips from marriage story and there is no sum of money you could ever pay me to sit through 2 hours and 17 minutes of adam driver and scarjo scream yelling at each other while critics say they’re being “raw” for knowing how to cry on command. when i go for surgery in the spring i’m going to tell my doctor i won’t need any anesthetic and he can just play me this movie and my brain will be so understimulated i will blackout because unconsciousness would be better than that level of sheer boredom. can somebody please tell me where the creative genius or academy award level acting is in this movie because even in the clips that are supposed to be showcasing exactly that i feel like gordon ramsey talking to some american restaurant owner who is lying to my face about the quality of their food after i have already tasted it. movies where people have to yell at each other should be banned if you can’t find another way to show emotion then you couldn’t do it in the first place. fuck twitter for telling me this movie exists it is a blight on my life and either of them get an oscar for it that blight will exist for all time
found out this movie is based on the director’s own divorce so my condolences to his ex-wife for having to see this movie come out and congrats on getting out of that one
listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy
if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
